court.
Everyone does it in America.
Not in this country!
Right! Nobody lies in England.
- Like Margaret Thatcher never lied.
- You lied to me from the start.
- You just wanted to get me into bed.
- I fell in love with you!
How come you dumped me, then?
I wasn't rich enough, remember?
Say something in Russian.
No!
What are you thinking, Archie?
I'm trying to find one good reason
why I should take you away with me.
How about
because I have the key
to the safety deposit box.
(both) That's a good reason!
What do we do about Otto?
I'll handle Otto.
Be careful, he's dangerous.
So am l.
Keep it running.
- Why did you bring him?
- Otto, wait!
- I'm beginning to think you like him!
- Wait!
Let's get the diamonds!
Ken!
Are you Ken?
How do you do?
I'm George's barrister.
Oh, my God!
Asshole!
What the bloody hell...
Oh, all right, then.
Archie!
Where have they gone?
Quick! Where have they gone?
They've go... they've go...
What?
Are you all right?
Where have they gone?
They've gone to the
the Ca-ca-ca...
- Are you ill?
- No, no, no.
What?
Ca-ca-ca...
Have you got a stutter?
Yeah, I have. A bit.
OK, fine. Don't worry.
Do you know where they've gone?
Yeah.
Fine, fine. Where?
The Ca-ca
Hotel.
Hotel?
Which hotel?
Ca
The Ca... The Ca...
Go on, go on.
Ca-ca-ca...
It's OK.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Slowly. Very slowly.
Slowly.
The Ca
The Caa
The
Ca
The Caa...
No hurry.
The C-C-Caaa...
Sing it. Sing.
The Caa
The Caa
The Caa, the Caa
Caa
Plenty of time.
Caa
Caa
The Caa
Oh, come on!
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Erm...
The Caa
Here. Write it.
Cathcart Towers Hotel?
Cathcart Towers Hotel.
Where is it?
Ken, where is it? Where?!
Hea-Hea-Hea...
Here. Again.
No, no, no.
Heathrow Airport.
Hey! What's the idea?
You can't stay...
Terribly sorry. Take it, it's yours.
Thank you so much.
Er... British Airways to Rio.
Rio? Terminal Four.
Thank you.
Excuse me, sir. Is this your vehicle?
I'll be with you in a moment.
I'll be right back.
Aisle or window?
Smoking or non-smoking?
What was the middle one?
Anything in non-smoking, thanks.
Gate 14 is boarding now.
Rio!
Otto, don't look back,
there's a cop behind us.
Quick!
Yes, we can just do it, Mr Leach.
Great.
Luggage?
Don't really need any.
- Gate 14.
- Thank you.
Ciao, stupidissimo.
Ow!
Aargh!
Come on, Archie.
Pick up the phone.
Ticket, sir. Airport security.
May I see your boarding pass?
Oh, yes. Certainly.
Very good. Would you mind
stepping over here, please?
Of course.
- Oh, look, the Queen.
- Where?
OK, OK, OK, don't get excited.
OK, OK, OK.
Oh, it's you!
I was actually worried for a minute.
- Keep your hands up.
- No!
- Put 'em up!
- I'll make a deal with you.
I'll put one up.
Put the other one up!
Which looks better?
I'm warning you, Otto.
What are you going to do?
Shoot me? Gun me down in cold blood,
like a dog? Hey?
If you want to settle something,
fight me. You're a man.
Let's fight like men! Come on!
All right.
All right, then.
OK. OK.
You look good, Arch.
That's right. I used to box for Oxford.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I used to kill for the CIA.
Now, get your hands up.
No.
You spineless bimbo.
Now, out.
I'm going to have
to shoot you now, Archie.
But I've got a little time
before my plane leaves
and I'm longing to humiliate you.
So get in that barrel.
What?
In the barrel.
Right.
You English!
You think you're so superior, don't you?
Well, you're the filth of the planet.
A bunch of pompous,
badly-dressed, poverty-stricken,
sexually repressed football hooligans.
Goodbye, Archie.
At least we're not irretrievably vulgar.
Your problem is you don't like winners.
- Winners?
- Yeah.
Winners.
Winners like
North Vietnam?
Shut up!
We did not lose Vietnam!
It was a tie!
I'm telling ya, baby,
they kicked a little ass there.
Boy, they whupped
your hide real good!
No, they didn't.
- Oh, yes, they did.
- No, they didn't.
Oh, yes, they did.
Oh,