was motivated purely by malice.
I deeply regret any distress
my comments
may have caused you or your family.
I hereby undertake not repeat
any such slander
at any time in the future.
OK.
Miserere Dominus
Miserere Dominus
Canis mortuus est
You said you loved him!
Right, Otto!
Here's a multiple choice question.
A. Wanda was lying.
B. Wanda was telling the truth.
Which one are you going to pick?
What was the first one?
You said you were not seeing him!
I knew you'd come and fuck it up!
I was dealing with something delicate.
I'm setting up a guy
who's important to us.
He knows where the loot is
and if you'll be arrested.
You lope in
like Rambo without a jockstrap
and dangle him from a window!
Now, was that smart?!
Was it shrewd?
Was it good tactics, or was it stupid?!
Don't call me stupid.
Oh, right!
To call you stupid
is an insult to stupid people!
I've known sheep that could outwit you.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
You think you're an intellectual,
don't you, ape?
Apes don't read philosophy.
Yes, they do.
They just don't understand it.
Let me correct you
on a couple of things, OK?
Aristotle was not Belgian.
The central message of Buddhism
- is not every man for himself.
- You read...
The London Underground
is not a political movement.
Those are mistakes. I looked 'em up.
Now. You have just assaulted
the one man who can keep you
out of jail and make you rich.
So what are you
going to do about it, huh?
What would an intellectual do?
What would Plato do?
Apologise.
Pardon me?
Apolo...
What?
Apologise!
Right!
I'm sorry.
No.
Not to me.
To Archie.
And make it good, or we're dead.
Oh, I'm so very,
very, very, very s...
Fuck you!
I'm s...
I'm very, very s...
I'm so
very s...
Very, very s...
Very, very...
ssfff...
Ugh!
Hello, Mr Burglar!
Going somewhere?
Think you can rob Mr Leach?
I'll teach you a lesson.
He's a very good friend of mine.
Otto! Otto!
He'll be very pleased with me
when he finds you all tied up
and ready for the police!
And don't call me Otto.
To you, I am Mr...
Aagh!
Oh, God.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you.
How could I know it was you?
I mean,
how could you expect me to guess?
Stupid jerk!
What the fuck are you doing
robbing your own house?
You asshole!
You stupid, stiff, pompous English...
Agh!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Er... Er...
Yeah.
God Almighty!
Bloody hell!
Darling!
Are you hurt?
Speak to me! Are you hurt?
Can't you speak?
Archie! Archie, what has happened?
Archie, we've been burgled.
Oh, no!
Well, are you hurt?
No, I'm... I'm fine.
Bit of a headache. I er...
I came in here,
somebody hit me, tied me up...
My God, is that the time?
What?
I didn't realise it was quite so late.
What?!
I'm late for a conference.
You've just been attacked!
It's nothing, I must fly. Sorry.
- Archie!
- I'll help you tidy up later!
Hello, Portia.
What's happened?
Your father has finally gone
completely mental.
Hi.
Archie!
Thank you so much.
Champagne?
OK.
- To us.
- To us.
I went back to the house,
and guess who...
Let's make love!
Well, if you absolutely insist...
No.
What?
Here. On the rug.
I'll be right back.
Get undressed.
Why not?
Why not indeed!?
Afterwards,...
Yeah?
..let's go to South America.
What?
Let's fly to South America.
Why South America?
OK,... Iceland?
What do you really want out of life?
I don't know.
Why do I like you so much?
Archie.
Hm?
Do you speak ltalian?
I am ltalian!
Sono italiano in spirito.
Ma ho sposato una donna
che preferisce lavorare in giardino
a fare I'amore appassionato.
Uno sbaglio grande!
But it's such an ugly language.
How about... Russian?
Yest' sila blagodatnaya
sozvuchiy slov zhivykh.
Kamina tozhe ni trudnuyu tyesnitsya
lyubosyat'sya grust'.
Odnu molitvu chudnuyu
tverzhdaya naizust'.
V dushe kak bremya skatyatsya
somneniya daleko.
I varitsya i plachetsya, i