tak legko...
Archie!
Yeah?
Are you rich?
No, no, I'm afraid not.
What about the house?
Oh, that's Wendy's. She's the rich one.
Oh.
Yest' sila blagodatnaya
sozvuchiy slov zhivykh.
I tushit nyeponyatnaya,
svetlaya, prelyestnaya rech'.
V dushe kak bremya skatyatsya
somneniya daleko.
I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak legko!
- What the hell are you doing?
- I might ask you the same question!
Who are you?
What?!
Get your clothes on.
- Will you leave immediately, please?
- What?!
You're in the wrong flat.
This flat belongs to Patrick Balfour.
He's in Hong Kong.
He lent me the key. Now get out!
We leased it
from the agents last weekend.
Yes, well obviously
that changes things a bit. Erm...
Aren't you Archie Leach?
What?
You bought our house
in Lissendon Gardens.
Hazel and lan Johnson.
What a coincidence!
Ha...
How nice to see you.
Hello.
Hello, Wanda. It's Archie
I can't see you any more.
I've got to end it.
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry.
Archie?
Er...
OK.
Oh, no, no. Please.
Look, I want to apologise.
I just finished it.
OK, OK, wait.
Where are you going?
I want speak with you.
Will you leave me alone?
I've ended it, all right?
Wait! I want to say I'm sorry.
It's all over, OK? It's over.
- All right!
- Jesus Christ!
- Calm down!
- Someone help me!
- Please believe me!
- It's all right!
Don't beat me up again.
I've had a terrible day.
Will you shut up?!
Jesus Christ, don't kill me!
Shut up, then.
OK.
Look.
I just want to apologise
sincerely
When I hung you from the window.
I'm really....
It was not a nice thing to do.
Then when I attacked you in there.
I'm really, s...
How did I know
you were robbing your house?
I was trying to help!
Yes. Thanks. Otto.
I wanted you to trust me.
Please, it was my fault.
- That's true.
- Yeah.
Now, about my sister.
Otto,...
She's a very sexy girl.
I understand
you wanting to play around with her.
It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry!
I was jealous.
Just go ahead, pork away, pal.
Fuck her blue.
I like you, Archie.
I just want to help.
Oh, God!
Send for an ambulance!
Shocking!
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
Unbe-fuck-alievable!
Thomason!
Yeah?
You done well, my son.
Now, here's the plan.
You get four tickets
for this evening for Rio, first class.
- Then...
- F-f-f...
Yeah, four.
We get rid of Otto later.
Then, back to the flat,
pack, collect me.
Then to the Cathcart Towers Hotel
to pick up the jewels.
Unbe-fuck-alievable!
Oi! Oi!
It's so exciting,
I can't believe it!
He's s-s-safe.
I'm going to be late for court!
H-Hello.
Hello, Otto.
No, she just er... I-l-left.
Oh, and Otto...
You owe me a p-p-p...
What?
You owe me a p-p-pound.
Not Granny?
M-met with an accident.
Bullshit! You're lying.
Dead?
Heart attack.
I don't believe this.
So, George will be out this afternoon.
We all go out to Heathrow,
collect the loot and...
All thanks to me.
So the loot's at the airport, is it, Ken?
What's h-h-happening?
Well, Ken.
I'm going to ask you some questions
while I eat my chips.
First.
Who was the philosopher
who developed
the concept of the superman
in Also Spracht Zarathustra?
No?!
That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.
Friedrich Nietzsche.
Next.
In which book did Nietzsche claim
that almost all higher culture
is based on cruelty?
Are you thinking
or are you in mid-stutter?
You're m-mad.
Beyond GoodAnd Evil.
I'll have to ask you an easy one.
OK. Erm...
Let me think, let me think.
Where are the diamonds?
I'll give you a clue.
Somewhere round the airport.
No hassle, there's plenty of time.
I'll just sit here and eat my chips
till you tell me.
The English contribution to world cuisine.
The chip.
What do the English
usually eat with chips
to make them more interesting?
Wait a moment!
It's fish, isn't it?!
Here, boy.
Down the hatch.
Delicious!
You b-b-b...
Better eat the green one? OK?
What's this one's name?
Well, not Wanda, anyway.
I'm going to call