Changgong
Life is so full of tough choices
I'm going to report this
to the County Magistrate
I can't let Xin find the treasure
and run off with the Moustache
Yup, can't just let her run off like that
But wait...
what if Xin finds out it was
I who ruined her plan?
Would she hate me?
This is fate!
I am left with no choice!
But on the other hand
I am the Mayor of this town,
I am obligated to report this
Every man has his venom
I will announce to all the officials that
there's a treasure hidden in Side road Town
And I will let Xin know that...
I am her greatest treasure!
Pick it up, we can barbeque the pigeon
There's a message attached to it
What does it say, Chief?
There is treasure hidden in Side road Town
Send over support immediately
Side road Town
Pass this message to every branch
Tell them we're going on a treasure hunt
Sir...
Your forehead is dark
and your face is fierce
I fear that imminent
danger will fall upon you,
must be cautious...
Shut up, you darn head!
Don't you know there's a treasure here?
I'm here to seek my fortune
Curse me again,
and I'll gouge out your eyeballs
The fate is written,
nothing can be changed
According to the map
we are at Side road Town
Once we cross Mount Cloud,
we'll reach the Black Lake
This should be where the treasure is
The map only points out a rough direction
That red spot covers a huge area
I think it should probably be... here!
Are there any other clues on the map?
The Generals shall leave
"The Three Fortunes"
So...
Look at that rock!
Doesn't it look like a huge peach?
It does...
The word "Prosperity" is engraved on it
What prosperity?
The Three Fortunes,
Prosperity... peach represents Long Life
We're missing Health
It comes between Prosperity and Long Life
Health... what about a green tree?
Does that work?
If you use a little imagination
and shift the characters around a bit
the tree would look like the word Health
But what does it all mean?
There is treasure
Men die in search of wealth
It is no longer safe to be here...
A bunch of beggars...
It ain't easy to survive
They won't achieve much
True that...
Hello...
You're here, too
Chu!
My dear cousin
How is your wife?
She's doing fine
What brings you here?
I hear there's a treasure
hidden here somewhere
Treasure?
Jackie Chan, I have finally found you
You killed my family and took all our money
An eye for an eye, you shall pay your debt
I'm not Jackie Chan, you're
mistaking me as someone else
Don't deny it,
I'd recognize that nose anywhere
I'm Jackie Tang!
You...
Hey Bro!
He's not Chan, he's Tang!
Jackie Tang?
And who are you?
Mind your own business
What did you just say to me?
Mr. Lau, I think Jackie Chan is over there
Where's Jackie Chan?
Here!
You're all Jackie Chan?
Yes!
You guys got nothing better to do?
Why are you all dressed up like me?
Why would we want to dress up like you?
I am famous for my nose!
Jackie Chan's nose is way bigger!
But I've never had any work done
Ours is genuine, too!
Mr. Lau, we better figure this out first
Stop imitating me
Idolizing me is good,
but this is too much!
Jackie Tang, I don't recall
your nose being this big
I think you're trying to be Jackie Chan
I think you're trying to be Jackie Chan
Ricky, I think they're
trying to be Jackie Tang
Not too long ago
they had completely different hairstyle
That's correct!
You're wrong!
No, you're wrong!
I'm right, Tang is copying Chan!
What's the fuss? Jackie Chang?
No, it's Jackie Cheng!
Jackie Cheng?
That sounds familiar...
It's that dude who always
mumbles through his songs
Which one is it?
Let's have an autograph
No
I'm the one who mumbles through songs
Geeze... stop imitating me...
Hey, that looks cool!
Hey, show some more
respect to your seniors
Please, your glorious days are over!
Please, your glorious days are over!
What's that supposed to mean?
It means you're out of style!
Who are you to judge?
Nobody