What's wrong with you? Hey honey... where's the shark's fin and stir-fried frog we ordered? Yeah! This is what you ordered! That's just fish and pork with glass noodles! Darn, the fish isn't even cooked! What are you playing at? Father! There's trouble out here again! Good day, gentlemen What's wrong? Didn't you explain to them? My apologies, please allow me to introduce these dishes to you This is Genuine Sushi from the Ryukyu Islands It goes great with chili pepper And this, Braised Pork with Vermicelli from the Northeast Smells good, doesn't it? Ginger... Exactly! The aroma of ginger It's specially prepared by my father Think about it Pork, vermicelli, and fish You've got all the nutrition you need! And along with ginger Here, smell again It's absolutely brilliant! Correct? Agree? No! That's not the point, this is not what I ordered You shouldn't confuse what's on the menu with actual dishes that is served You shouldn't confuse what's on the menu with actual dishes that is served More importantly, consider this for a minute whatever it is that you eat what happens after that? It all comes out the other end, right? What's the difference whether it's shark's fin or glass noodles? Let's not fuss with such stupid formalities Just enjoy the food Please enjoy! Go ahead, eat... How dare you screw with me! Either you eat the food Or you simply leave Let's split! Hey, pay first! Careful! Praise the Buddha! My name is Jet Welcome to the "One Fund" Shop Everything here in the shop are being sold for charity Everything here in the shop are being sold for charity The money raised goes to help the poor in our town The money raised goes to help the poor in our town Here, check out this life buoy Life buoy? It helps you float on water It can save you from drowning Dude, I travel through the Silk Road There's nothing but the desert and sand Life is unpredictable You never know where the wind will blow A tsunami might take place in the desert, too! You should buy one, just in case No... Please sir Buy a flag then, it's for charity! Darn with your flag! Life is unpredictable! I ran into a tsunami once on the beach! I was talking about the desert! You never know, hey both got sand, right? Darn with your sand! Life is unpredictable... Life is unpredictable... (Tailor Shop) What in the world is this? I wanted a down jacket! This is Jackie Tang's Garment Tang style? It's the Ming Dynasty now who still wears something from the Tang Dynasty? No, Jackie Tang is a whole different style of its own You see these four pockets? You can put anything inside them, for example you can put candy inside for your grandson When you're holding him, he could easily find the candies Brilliant and convenient, don't you agree? I see, and what's this lizard looking thing doing here? It's a Dragon! The Dragon represents our Chinese heritage Jackie Tang's Garment is tailor-made for all of us! What a lunatic! It is impossible to see in the dark In the flowing water... we're in Paradise... Sorry, the pitch was too high The endless horizon... We easily part but may never meet again... In the flowing water... uh... the spring... we're in Paradise... Crazy! He is not teaching at all. It's okay, don't be scared, let me take you home How about I teach you to sing something else? I can do rap, too! Bugger off! See you tomorrow then! What happened? Nothing, a customer wanted to pay his compliments to the chef Nothing, a customer wanted to pay his compliments to the chef Hey, Jackie! How's the fashion business? It's doing just fine... My business would never match your vocals, Andy Gone out to buy dinner, Jet? Pancakes It's the night of the full moon, I need my energy It's the Autumn Festival tonight They still haven't given up on the hunt Changgong It's been five years We still have no clue where the treasure is Not "we", it's you ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Пинк Флойд - Создание "Тёмной стороны Луны" - текст Рассказы о кометах - текст Ресторан господина Септима - текст Хансель и Гретель - текст Заткнись и пристрели меня |